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Workin my tail off, tryin to make it out of the factory, i wanna write stories. I wanna make movies. I wanna make people think what the fuck and holy balls and laugh and cry and shit their pants.

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Level 10 Writer
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Recent Game Medals

git gud 5 Points Lose the game. Medal Stats.
Culinary School 5 Points Complete the tutorial. Medal Stats.
Arrow Of Time 10 Points Unlock all arrow types Medal Stats.
Hay Burn 5 Points Burn a bale of hay Medal Stats.
Gob Crusher 5 Points K.O a goblin by crushing it! Medal Stats.
Rising Star 10 Points Earn 30 stars Medal Stats.
Bobby To The Rescue 10 Points Rescue your first civilian Medal Stats.
Gob Stopper 10 Points K.O your first goblin in battle! Medal Stats.
Whyyyyy? 25 Points Kinghood suxx Medal Stats.
10 10 Points 10 fruits eaten Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 314 (From 59 different games.)

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Moved to MIchigan

2014-11-16 11:46:23 by Synnxile

Moving to Michigan was a really great idea, it's really cold, but.. i love the cold lol. I used to live in north carolina, and while i know its not as hot as more southern regions..its still hot. for lack of a better word or two, holy fuck balls its hot. we're talking about 100 degrees in the summer, and i have sensitive skin so fuck my skin for being weak lol. We would always look forward to the 3 days of snow we would have in the winter. Everyone prayed for snow, and well.. now i have lots and lots of snow. I feel like a retard in a chucky cheese up here. hmm i don't think the word retard is politically correct anymore. is it...mentally disabled now? no offense to retards out there -thumbs up- you guys are the shit, love ya.

Anyways, moving from north carolina to michigan was really awesome to me. Plus, north carolina is booming with business right now and lots and lots of people all along the east coast are moving there, not used to the crowds in the stores, and on the roads. In michigan i get called a hillbilly, lol even though i lived in the citym but its all good. michiganers just don't know any better.

signing off now. not sure why anyone would read this... but i have an option to type some random shit to random strangers, so read all about it.

All the best,